everyone got lots of texts, Keanu Reeves is a vampire, Ingrid's tinder date is dead
Lucy asked for Ingrid's tinder information to create a catfish account to try and catch Ingrid's killer. Barney wakes up, puts chewing tobacco in his dying plant and heads to the Camarilla HQ where he meets with Antoinette who informs him he is not a full member of the Camarilla and that his "job" is to look after Ingrid. Agnes gets texts from Lilia and Tomlin telling her to visit and that they might know something about the orphans. Ingrid and Will wake up and have playful banter. Will gets a text from David Callahan asking to meet up sometime this week to catch up. Adam's social media manager, Melissa, cancels their photoshoot this weekend. Jordi wakes up to frantic texts from an unknown number, he calls and discovers its Sigris. She says that something is wrong and they need to meet at the Gehenna Club to discuss it. As he leaves to Lucy's apartment, he finds his car burned out and someone attack's him and tries to stake him in the alley. He gets out and goes to Lucy's, who alerts the Camarilla and tells him to go to the club. He takes a cab to the club. Sigris meets him inside, and shows him that all of his information has been published on the dark web including his name and address, along with a few other Kindred from a user named torch_er. She says she is supposed to just kill the people she can find and not tell the Kindred, but she didn't want Jordi to get hurt. As they're leaving, he notices a fight between the bar tender and bouncer, who order Jordi and Sigris out.
The rest of the coterie gathers at Adam's apartment and ribs Ingrid for a long time. They make a catfishing account to try and find Ingrid's killer, she tells them where she and he made out in a dark alley. Ingrid said she needs to go to therapy, and Agnes goes with her to visit Lilia and Tomlin. Lilia and Tomlin say they miss Agnes and talk about how cool it is that they work with Juno and how the Camilla is really coming around on Nosferatu, even though they have to disguise themselves while they're in the building. They mention the infrastructure for the NY Nosferatu, and that they've been telling everyone about Agnes and Roman. Juno tells Ingrid that she has to either fake her death or have her parents killed, and offers her and Barney food at the "cafeteria." Adam, Lucy, and Will go to the alley and find a crime scene, where they discover the dead body of Gabe Johnson, probably Ingrid's date.