Malikstad Farts and Falls in Love

Malikstad Farts and Falls in Love

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Malikstad is really just a fool

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12/3/23
While in the gnome joke shop in Boddynock, Kdr, Rowan, and Fedge buy a hand buzzer, a mechanical teddy bear, a love potion, and a farting potion.

Here's what happened:

Malikstad, Rowan, Kdr, and Fedge return to their inn and eat lunch.

Malikstad excuses himself and goes to use the bathroom. While he is gone, Rowan takes advantage. She pours the farty potion in his drink before Malikstad comes back.

When Malikstad drinks from his cup, it only takes a few seconds until a big toot breaks out.

Now, there is a pretty lady in the corner, sitting by herself. She is one of the other wagon's assistants, so she looks familiar.

The lady raises her eyebrows at Malikstad. Rowan quickly whispers to Fedge, "Quick, give me the love potion." Fedge gives her the love potion, and Rowan offers it to Malikstad. "Here, this might help you stop farting."

Of course, it was only a trick. It didn't help him stop farting, but it only made matters worse.

Instantly, Malikstad fell in love with the woman in the corner. "Excuse me," he said, and went on his way to sit next to the lady.

The woman raised her eyebrows. "That wasn't you farting, was it?" Malikstad shook his head and lied. "Oh, no. It was them." He pointed to Fedge, Rowan, and Kdr.

She didn't believe him and left the inn. Malikstad ran after her, professing his love.

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