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“special dietary needs” aisle

Score 117

03/25/20
Between the Beauty Aids aisles and the Pharmacy
Packaging ranging from:
  • Skinny Victorian glass bottles with filigreed labels
  • Round, vaguely Japanese pop-art jars in candy colors
  • Opaque plastic coffins with cartoon Bela Lugosi faces etched into the front
With important products as:
  • Fang-Brite Fluoride Wash 
  • Strong Bite Enamel Strengthener
  • Basic Red Synthetic Plasma dinner 
  • lubricating ointment
  • Fake blood
  • protein additives
  • vitamin solutions
  • iron supplements
  • Undying Health Vitamin Solution, 
  • Razor Wire Floss
  • SPF 500 sunscreen “Tested on astronauts, to be used in emergency daylight situations” 
  • Face Paste and Solar Shieldversus “Guaranteed protection against reasonable sun exposure for up to thirty minutes”

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