samloyal23

I am just trying my hand at world building, and I am open to suggestions about my Last Lands campaign. I am not running a game or playing in one, have not done either in years, but I do want to get back into gaming. This setting is just an outlet for my creativity, but if it fills out nicely, I could see self-publishing it as an e-book. You can see more of my writing in the book Unorthodox Rogues, by The Le Games, and the Dragon Magazine #255 article "Shadow Ways".

When I am not writing I am a tarot card reader, have been since junior high school. Anything occult or mystical intrigues me. I am Aquarian in the extreme. I am also interested in history, folklore, mythology, and psychology. If you live near Beaverton, Oregon, just SW of Portland, I am available to play TTRPGs or just grab a cup of joe and chew the fat.

In the next Marvel movie, Deadpool needs to realise Stan Lee has passed away and totally lose his shit. He needs to be crying, screaming, shitting his suit. He needs to pluck out one of his eyes and hurl it at the camera so we see it squish against the screen and ooze down to the ground, leaving a snail-like trail of fluids behind. After a couple of minutes of him sobbing in the fetal position, he will compose himself, put on a clean suit, and give a moving eulogy for the great Stan the Man Lee, telling about his life, his work, and his influence on the world. Then he needs to end it by berating the audience for watching his silly movie when they should be in mourning for Stan Lee instead…

I have discovered the Ultimate Star War Spoiler: How the whole saga will end!

At the end of a huge, climactic battle in space between the powers of Good and Evil, the droids R2-D2 and C-3PO will be stuck on an exploding starship and have to climb into a lifepod like the one that took them to Tatooine so many years before, so they can escape the flaming space vessel before it explodes. Off into space they fly, with no known destination. But instead of landing safely on a nearby planet, the pod gets swallowed by a transgalactic wormhole! The droids are swept not to a nearby planet, but to whole other galaxy, millions of light years away. 

Once there, the lifepod drifts through space until it passes by a small, blue dot in the void, the third planet from a yellow sun. Landing in yet another desert, the droids find themselves in ancient Egypt, where they soon become the secret advisors to the pharaohs. Eventually, without the technology needed to recharge and repair themselves, the droids "die" and are interred with a pharaoh in a hidden tomb.

Thousands of years later, an American archaeologist, Dr. Henry Jones Jr., will find the droids after years of following clues to their location. He will realise they must have come from an alien world more advanced than Earth, dedicate himself to reactivating them, and eventually teach them to speak English. The droids will tell him the whole epic story of the clash between the Jedi and the Sith, the saga of the Skywalker family, and all of the events surrounding the final conflict that they were part of before getting lost in space.

Dr. Jones will write down everything the droids tell him, and, fortunately, hide his notes before The Company arrives to seize the droids the same way they did the Ark of the Covenant when Jones was a younger man. These notes will get lost, found, copied, and passed from person to person for years before ending up in the hands of a your filmmaker named George Lucas, who will use the story told in Dr. Jones' notes as the basis for his film Star Wars...